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 "Where is everyone, un?" Deidara asked as he (literally) twirled into the red head`s apartment. "Shopping, eating, killing small animals," Sasori responded casually, setting down the medium-sized bag from the candy store. Deidara, caught off guard, ran his hip into the dinner table, letting out a loud hiss of pain, clutching his side. "Why . . . would anyone be killing small animals, un?" Deidara asked through clenched teeth as Sasori turned around and tried to hide his snicker behind his hand. "Hidan," Sasori simply said, reaching into the cabinets for two mugs. "Want some hot chocolate?" The blonde gasped excitedly, completely forg

 "Will you look at that!" "Hmm? What?" "Guess what today is, Hidan?" "Uh, two days after Thursday?" Itachi blinked a few times before speaking again. "Uh, yeah, but I mean, um, have you checked your calendar today?" the brunette asked, regaining his confidence with a smile. Hidan put down his favorite book (guess which one?) and shook his head, standing up. "Hey, wait a minute," Hidan said, stopping on his way to his room. "How do you know that I have a calendar of dates for Jashinism?" "Uh, because I`ve lived with you for, like, two and a half years. And you announce stupid things like: 'Today is Don`t Buy a Bra Day according to